The Seven Blanks

The Seven Dwarfs

Happy
Grumpy
Dopey
Bashful
Sneezy
Sleepy
Doc

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in our mine the
whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we really like to do
It ain’t no trick to get rich quick
If you dig dig dig with a shovel or a pick
In a mine! In a mine! In a mine! In a mine!
Where a million diamonds shine!

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don’t know what we dig ’em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

[1:20]
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho

[Chorus]
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
It’s home from work we go
[Whistle]

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho

[Chorus]

eigh-ho, Heigh-ho
[Whistle]

Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho hum

The Seven Bros

Heavy
Handsome
Huggy
Helpful
Helpless
Selfish
Dude

We hang hang hang hang hang hang hang online the
whole day through
To hang hang hang hang hang hang hang is what we like to do
It ain’t no trick to get no tricks
If you hang hang hang with another double click
Online! Online! Online! Online!
Where a million diamonds shine!

We hang hang hang hang hang hang hang from early morn till night
We hang hang hang hang hang hang hang up everything in sight
We check out diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don’t know what we dig ’em for
We hang hang hang a-hang hang

[1:20]
Yo Bro, Yo Bro
Yo Bro, Yo Bro
Yo Bro

[Chorus]
Yo Bro, Yo Bro
Our home is where we go
[Whistle]

Yo Bro, Yo Bro, Yo Bro

[Chorus]

Yo-Bro, Yo-Bro
[Whistle]

Yo Bro, Yo Bro,
Yo Bro, Yo Bro,
Yo Bro, Yo Bro,
Yo Bro, hmmm…

The Seven Hoes

Slutty
Silly
Snotty
Sucky
Diggy
Thank-me
Spank-me
Dull

We bang bang bang bang bang bang bang on grime the
whole day through
To bang bang bang bang bang bang bang is what we like to do
It ain’t no trick to get rich quick
If you bang bang bang charging money on the prick
On the grime! On the grime! On the grime! On the grime!
Where a million suckers pine!

We bang bang bang bang bang bang bang from early morn till night
We bang bang bang bang bang bang bang up everything in sight
We check out rich men by the score
A thousand rubies for this whore!
But we don’t know what we dig ’em for
We bang bang bang a-bang bang

[1:20]
Hey hoe! Hey hoe!
Hey hoe! Hey hoe!
Hey hoe!

[Chorus]
Hey hoe! Hey hoe!
To home to work we go
[Whistle]

Hey hoe! Hey hoe! Hey hoe!

[Chorus]

Hey hoe! Hey hoe!
[Whistle]

Hey hoe! Hey hoe!
Hey hoe! Hey hoe!
Hey hoe! Hey hoe!
Hey hoe!  ahhhh…

The Seven Dorks

Doofus
Dingus
Dipshit
Dickish
Simple
Stupid
Dork

Asshole!

We spite spite spite spite spite spite spite with blame the whole day through
To spite spite spite spite spite spite spite is what we like to do
It ain’t no trick to get rich quick
If I wasn’t held back by that piece ‘ah shit!
He lies! He lies! He lies! He lies!
Where a million assholes cry!

We spite spite spite spite spite spite spite from early morn till night
We spite spite spite spite spite spite spite up everything in sight
We ignore diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies who knows where?!
But we regret what we leave ’em for
We spite spite spite ass-spite spite

[1:20]
Asshole! Asshole!
Asshole! Asshole!
Asshole! Grr…

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