Of all the Janes I once grew,
Mary was oh so fun!
But of all the Janes I never knew,
Anna’s the best one.
In just under two minutes,
I feel I’ve gained a mate.
It’s nice you think so highly
as you explain I’m super great!
The key to my heart is joy,
but the key to all men’s is food.
You might have lost some in the groceries,
but it didn’t upset your mood!
You might have felt rather rash
while searching through the rubbish.
But even with all that stinky trash,
you didn’t act like you were punished.
Let’s keep this organized,
because I know I’m one to ramble.
You say a hundred to take you?
Let’s go. Life’s a gamble.