“Do you like Scotch?”
Wait, are you joking?
“Nope, got some matches?”
Then there’s a cigar I’m smoking.
How would you rate your luck?
With a friend so SO bad ass?
I’m just happy to be here.
And surrounded by class.
Was that banana a good idea?
“Nope” you said with no disgust.
Well, I made a mistake.
Your negative opinion, I can trust.
You’re responsible for my image.
And instruct me how, and what to wear.
Elias Andreas DiMichele,
Will you come to Scotland to cut my hair?