I am the perfect man,
and will obey your commands.
I’ll show affection when I can,
and will never make demands.
Those covers are all yours.
May my hairy body keep you cuddled.
If you want, I’ll get on all fours,
and drink from a puddle.
I’ll kiss you: anytime, anywhere.
Because the perfect man shows
that you come first!
And I’ll easily know,
if your day was the worst.
Oh my god! Are those new clogs?
your loyal lovely dog.