A Parody of 6S (anecdote)

Posted on by tweakuniqueblog
My company had a policy called 6S to keep the place tidy looking

*To the tune of Oompa Loompa*
Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to sort for you:
What will we do if you have a cluttered desk?
How will you pass the neatness test
…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.
Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to straighten out you:
What are all of these folders/cabinets without labels?
Why are these wires messy under the tables?
…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.
Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to make your desk shine too:
What is all of this dust and debris?
Why doesn’t the recycling have space that is free?
…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.
Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to standardize you:
Where can we find the necessary name plate?
Why aren’t posted documents up to date?
…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.
Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to sustain you:
Where is your previous interest in 6S?
When did improvement opportunities get addressed?
…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.
Gemba gemba dupity doo it is time to address safety with you:
What if we were in an emergency state?
How would one evac-u-ate?
…I don’t like the look of it
…need to try a little bit.
Gemba gemba dupity doo!

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Hi, I’m Andrew, but I go by TweakUnique. I looove spreading smiles from cheek to cheek. Daylight moves us as morning passes we all get up off to our tasks with a new tomorrow dividing our time; imagine, would you? Less sorrow this time? That’s my dream and waking habit - follow the steps and then we’ll have it. Place your bets step with science develop plans with confidence. We move together whether we like it or not. Shared air is shared weather, or have you forgot? Trash you dish is trash you’ll eat - what goes around comes around. Gravity. The way we walk is by falling just a little; if you wanna fly high dive into BIG riddles. Practice morally communally in mind. Creativity unravels unrest. It unwinds.